Getting It Right On The New Toeic

Getting It Right On The New Toeic' title='Getting It Right On The New Toeic' />TOEIC 9. DVD. NOVA　DVDOKWritten by Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Transcribed by Eric Aasen. Translated by Ken Adams. Getting It Right On The New Toeic' title='Getting It Right On The New Toeic' />SCENE 1 Central Perk. All PRESENT EXCEPT Rachel and Ross. Monica Theres nothing to tell Hes just some guy I work with Joey Cmon, youre going out with the guy Theres gotta be something wrong with him Chandler So does he have a humpA hump and a hairpiece Phoebe Wait, does he eat chalk THE OTHERS STARE, BEMUSED. Phoebe Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl ohMonica Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. I/51CPNL-ENQL._.jpg' alt='Getting It Right On The New Toeic' title='Getting It Right On The New Toeic' />Complete TOEIC preparation courses and test simulations by OnlineEnglish. Listening, Reading, Speaking, Writing. Connect with the onestopenglish community and keep uptodate with the latest news, views, events and competitions, right here. Keep your ear to the pavement with the. This English grammar test package will help you learn new phrases, idioms, expressions and grammar structures every single day. And you wont even have to cram any. Chandler Sounds like a date to me. CUT TO SAME SET. Chandler Alright, so Im back in high school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realise I am totally naked. TOEIC My TOEIC results. CNwit98WUAATalf.png' alt='Getting It Right On The New Toeic' title='Getting It Right On The New Toeic' />All Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler Then I look down, and I realise theres a phone. Joey Instead of. Chandler Thats right. Joey Never had that dream. Chandler All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out its my mother, which is very weird, because she never calls me CUT TO SAME SET. Ross HAS NOW ENTERED. Ross MORTIFIED Hi. Joey This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica Are you okay, sweetieRoss I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. Chandler Cookie Monica EXPLAINING TO THE OTHERS Carol moved her stuff out today. TO Ross Let me get you some coffee. Phoebe Ooh Oh STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR JUST IN FRONT OF Ross. Ross No, no dont Stop cleansing my aura No, just leave my aura alone, okay Ill be fine, alrightReally, everyone. I hope shell be very happy. Monica No you dont. Ross No I dont, to hell with her, she left me Joey And you never knew she was a lesbian. Ross No Okay Why does everyone keep fixating on thatShe didnt know, how should I know Chandler Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. THE OTHERS STARE AT HIM Did I say that out loud Joey Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now. Youre angry. Youre hurting. Can I tell you what the answer isRoss GESTURES HIS CONSENT. Joey Strip joint Cmon, youre single Have some hormonesRoss I dont want to be single, okay I just. I just I just wanna be married again ENTER Rachel IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. SHE STARTS TO SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM. Chandler And I just want a million dollarsEXTENDS HIS Hand HOPEFULLY. Monica Rachel Rachel Oh God Monica hi I just went to your building and you werent there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are Waitress Can I get you some coffeeMonica POINTING AT Rachel De caff. TO THE GANG Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. TO Rachel This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and you remember my brother Ross De caff　. Rachel Hi, sure THEY GO TO HUG BUT Ross UMBRELLA OPENS. HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN. A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS Rachel SITS THE OTHERS EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN. Xcode For Windows Vista there. Monica So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaidsRachel Oh God. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS B ROUGHT HER COFFEESweet n Lo I realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by BarryAnd then I got really freaked out, and thats when it hit me how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Yknow, I mean, he always looked familiar, but. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for. TO Monica So anyway I just didnt know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but youre the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Monica Who wasnt invited to the wedding. Rachel Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldnt be an issue. SCENE 2 MonicaS APARTMENT All PRESENT and WATCHING A SPANISH SOAP ON TV. Monica Now Im guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and shes really not happy about it. Rachel ON PHONE Daddy, I just. I cant marry him Im sorry. I just dont love him. Well, it matters to meChandler RE TV Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey I say push her down the stairs. PhoebeRossChandlerJoey Push her down the stairsPush her down the stairs Push her down the stairs SHE IS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. THEY CHEER. 　　　. Rachel Cmon Daddy, listen to me All of my life, everyone has always told me, Youre a shoeYoure a shoe, youre a shoe, youre a shoe. And today I just stopped and I said, What if I dont wanna be a shoe What if I wanna be a a purse, yknowOr a or a hat No, Im not saying I want you to buy me a hat, Im saying I am a ha Its a metaphor, Daddy Ross You can see where hed have trouble. Rachel Look Daddy, its my life. Well maybe Ill just stay here with Monica. Monica Well, I guess weve established whos staying here with Monica. Rachel Well, maybe thats my decision. Well, maybe I dont need your money. Wait Wait, I said maybe CUT TO SAME SET. Rachel IS BREATHING INTO A PAPER BAG. Monica Just breathe, breathe. Just try to think of nice calm things. Phoebe SINGS Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, Rachel and Monica TURN TO LOOK AT HER. La la la la. 　　　 Rachel Im all better now. Phoebe GRINS and WALKS TO KITCHEN. TO Chandler and Joey I helped Monica Okay, look, this is probably for the best, yknowIndependence. Taking control of your life. Joey SITTING BESIDE HER And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And hes away a lot. Monica Joey, stop hitting on herIts her wedding day Joey What, like theres a rule or somethingTHE DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS. Chandler GETS IT. Chandler Please dont do that again, its a horrible sound. Paul OVER INTERCOM Its, uh, its Paul. Monica Buzz him inJoey Whos Paul Ross Paul the Wine Guy, Paul Monica Maybe. Hotel Vista Pattaya Thailand on this page. Joey Wait. Your not a real date tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy Ross He finally asked you out Chandler Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. Dear Diary　. Monica Rach, wait, I can cancel. Rachel Please, no, go, thatd be fine Monica TO Ross Are, are you okay I mean, do you want me to stay Ross CHOKED VOICE Thatd be good. Monica HORRIFIED ReallyRoss NORMAL VOICE No, go on Its Paul the Wine GuyA KNOCK AT THE DOOR. Monica GETS IT ITS PAUL. Monica Hi, come in Paul, this is. THEY ARE All LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR. Paul. 　　 All Hey Paul Hi The Wine Guy HeyChandler Im sorry, I didnt catch your name. Paul, was it. Monica Two seconds. Phoebe Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That cant be good. Moto Guzzi Engine Serial Numbers. Ross So Rachel, whatre you, uh. IELTS TOEFL TOEIC Practice Materials. My name is Michela, I come from Italy, and took the IELTS test in Milan. I sat for this exam because I wanted to attend a Master of Translation at an Australian university. 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